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Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Glitches and Changes

Yo Penguins!

Newspaper Glitch


Been wondering why I haven't done a Club Penguin Times (insert issue number)? Because the newspaper doesn't load. Click on the newspaper icon and a the loading bug appears. You can't even exit when you click the 'X'. You have to log off!

Card-Jitsu Glitch


When you play Card-Jitsu, there is a glitch! Your cards don't come up, there's no timer, NOTHING! Just you and your opponent in the waiting position.


It stays like this for the whole battle... until you eventually quit!




Club Penguin Fires Employees!



Just days after a major glitch caused a global shutdown of the Club Penguin website, the children's online community site is in the news again.
The Kelowna-based company has laid off an undisclosed number of employees.
"As part of our ongoing strategy to best position Disney Interactive Media Group for success in digital media, we continually evaluate and refine our business," company spokesperson Mariam Sughayer says in a brief e-mail statement.  
"As part of this process we are making targeted layoffs within the division." 
The decision didn't sit well with at least one employee of the company who moved to Kelowna for a job with the company.
"We came from Calgary a year ago and now we have no job.  Our daughter relocated here in grade 11, and now what to do for her graduating year?"
Club Penguin was started in Kelowna in 2005 and was purchased by Disney Online Studios in 2007 for $350 million.
Thanks to Castanet for that report.
This Is YOU!
Now on your player card there is an arrow pointing above your head. Charming.
And for my final trick, my wizard hat shall turn in to... a welcome hat?
If you couldn't tell by this pun heading, the wizard hat Penguins could receive at the Medieval Party 2011 has GONE! It has been replaced by the new 'welcome' hat. On that note, the new background for all penguins is different in the new intro. It's a snowy pine tree background, not a cloud background.
Gift Shop Curtains
When we go waddling towards the far back curtain in the Gift Shop, the curtain opens and we are shown the Gift Shop catalogue.
Create a Penguin Update
The whole 'Create a Penguin' process has been updated. Looks quite nice now! :D

Wow, what a time. Updates, glitches and changes. I need a lie-down.
For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Monday, 27 June 2011

New, new and new!

Hey Penguins!

New Map


Since CP launched, they have used the same, boring old map. Well not any more! CP have revealed a new map on Happy77's YouTube account!

Click the map to play the video.

What do you think of the new map? Leave a comment BELOW!

New Free Items


Old Club Penguin fans will remember the free beanie hat which was given out for years. Now it's gone. However, CP are bringing back a free items. Yes 'itemS'. Plural!!! They are a red & white baseball cap and a cloud background.

New Field Ops


After Herbert attacked the EPF (see previous posts), Field Ops has been suspended. Now it's back! A new Field Ops was released today.

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Friday, 24 June 2011

CP IS BACK!!!

Hey Penguins!

Club Penguin is back after they forgot to renew the domain! WOOP! Rumours of Music Jam being extended are true. It will end on July 4. I got 1 week free membership and 10,000 free coins as an apology for the domain being down!

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Club Penguin is... gone? UPDATE

Hello Penguins,

Ok, it's been over 24 hours since CP's domain has expired.

But, Club Penguin have confirmed they have the domain back! YAY! They admitted it had expired and now they have renewed it.

Looking on the bright side of things. QUICK! Get one week free membership and 10,000 free coins! If you tell them, as a "sorry" gift, they give you 1 week free membership and 10,000 free coins! That means if you pay monthly for your membership (like me!) you will get $1.50 USD off your next payment!

I think this is kind of nice. Your thoughts? Comment below! Other Penguins on different chat sites have demanded BETTER gifts as a "sorry" gift. One person even wanted every Penguin to have 6 months free membership! Mate, seriously. They are being kind with one week free membership and 10,000 free coins. JUST BE GLAD YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING!!!

As I have said, CP have got the domain back but they are trying to get the site back online worldwide.

There are also rumours that Music Jam 2011 will go on for a longer period because of the delay.

Expect another update when Club Penguin have released an official blog post on clubpenguin.com

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Monday, 20 June 2011

Club Penguin is... gone?

Hi Penguins,

Today, CP has experienced a few technical difficulties. No, it's not about Music Jam, it's not about costumes or anything. It's much more serious.

Club Penguin has... gone.

Type in clubpenguin.com and this comes up:


I know! WTF?!

Back to serious mode.

Club Penguin have informed us that they are working on the problem. Here's a statement from them.

Statement 1: This issue is affecting a number of Penguins and we’re working hard to get it fixed as soon as possible.  With the help of our technical team the Island should be back afloat in no time.
Statement 2: Unfortunately we have been experiencing some technical issues, but rest assured we have our technical team working hard to fix this.

OK, so CP are trying to fix this (apparently). This is Club Penguin and possibly Disney history.
In the Book Room, there is a journal in which CP keeps all of it's records. This event should be written in the next yearbook.

Bad: Someone may have bought the domain and put hate stuff on it.

Badder: Our Penguins may be deleted.

BADDEST!: CP may be gone forever. CP may have to rebuild from scratch. Club Penguin 2.0.

Whoever is in charge of renewing the domain should be fired.

You know, this reminds me of an iCarly episode.

Then again, is this a publicity stunt?

For Club Penguin (and what remains of it!) News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin, signing out (possibly forever).

Friday, 17 June 2011

Music Jam 2011 is HERE!

Rock on Penguins!

The June 2011 event, Music Jam is here in Club Penguin!

Penguin Band Will Make Frequent Appearances


It has been confirmed that every half hour, Penguin Band will turn up at the Iceberg and perform for 2 minutes, then leave, and then come back on again in another half hour.

Glitches!


There is a booth glitch which means you can't buy the merchandise, and also a glitch in the Town where there's a poster of some penguins dancing in the bottom-right, but when you click it, it comes up with the 'Knights Wanted' sign!

Revamped Rooms!


Most rooms have been revamped for a Music Jam style.

New pin!


A stereo pin has been hidden in the book room.

New Penguin Band stamps!


The stampbooks have been updated with new Penguin Band stamps to get!

That's all for now, more updates during the week.

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Everything's coming and going... and coming... and going...

Hey Penguins,

It seems everything on Club Penguin is coming and going!

Snow Cone Beta Team is Back!


Members of the Beta Team will be happy that Snow Cone is back on the file list.

Medieval Pin Back At Dojo


Well, if you don't know the background story, it's that at the Medieval Party the pin hidden was a shield pin. It was hidden at the Dojo. Yet, it had been removed TWO WEEKS AFTER THE PARTY and now it's back on.

New Login Screen Back


The new beloved login screen is back. Yay!

Now on to non coming-and-going news:


EPF Room Fixed


The EPF which Herbert attacked about a week ago has now been fixed. You'd never know a polar bear and a crab destroyed it, would you?

G Apologizes for Hydra Problems


G the Gadget Guy has apologized for letting Herbert get hold of the Hydras and destroying the EPF. He states in a recent EPF message that he "should've been more careful with it [the hydra-bot]".

New Membership Page Look


The Membership page has a new look with a simple table comparing non-member Penguins to Penguins with a Membership.


For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Saturday, 11 June 2011

Club Penguin Funny Pictures #1

Hey Penguins,

Here are some funny pictures:

Club Penguin's new educational addition wasn't receiving good feedback.

Don't you just hate it when your Puffles don't listen?

"Now son, don't touch that cactus..."

More funny pictures soon!

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Friday, 10 June 2011

Club Penguin Times Issue 295, Puffle Improvements and Confirmed Music Jam 2011 Dates

Hey there Penguins,

Club Penguin Times Issue 295

The new issue of the Club Penguin Times is here! What's in it this week?

The main article is about the new Music Jam furniture and what Penguins are planning in their music performances. One penguin is talking about a laser show (I'M-A FIRRIN' MAH LAZER! BLAAHHH!), another talking about... A CIRCLE OF FIRE?!... and another Penguin has expanded their igloo for a dance floor.
The second article is also about Music Jam. The construction. There will be a complete revamp with speakers, instruments and stages. You can already see boxes containing speakers and cans of paint lying around the island.
NEW PIN: Hidden until June 16. Where? Check our tracker!
In other news, the Everyday Phoning Facility which was destroyed by Herbert is nearly back to normal. Work is to be completed by next week.
UPCOMING EVENTS: (All happening NOW) Better Igloos catalogue is out, Music Jam (recurring theme, anyone?) construction and a new play at the Stage called Quest of the Bamboo Forest - expect to see me (Laughpenguin) there some time either performing the play, my stand-up or a new play I'm working on.
Also, with Music Jam (damn straight, a recurring theme) coming along nicely, the CPT decided to release new, updated profiles for the Penguin Band.
Franky:
Creative and curious
Still gets butterflies before a performance
Plays the keyboard
Petey K:
Funny and smart
Likes pulling pranks on G Billy
Plays the accordion
Stompin' Bob:
Adventurous and cool
Spends his free time reading, and writing songs
Plays the electric bass
G Billy:
Loyal and dedicated to his fans
Never takes off his lucky bandana
Plays the drums.

Personally, my favourite is Petey K (funny and smart - me!!!)

Secrets this week is about Ninjas.

Puffle Improvement Update


Club Penguin have officially stated about new updates involving Puffles and the pet shop.

You can now poke, pet and tickle your Puffle.
New Puffle mats in the Pet Shop (look at the floor when you go in with a Puffle)
Puffle close-ups load faster.
Small interface improvements in Puffle close-ups.

Confirmed Music Jam Dates


Music Jam shall run from June 17 - 25.


Login screen changes - again!


Just as we were all liking the new login screen... it's back to the old one. I asked Club Penguin what happened. They said this:

Hi there, 

It's very "ice" to hear from you again! 

I too have noticed that our login screen changed back to the old one. How do you feel about this? Did you like the new login screen, or is this one much better? 

Our site is always going through so many changes that you really never know what you are going to get. Like when we changed the login screen it was kind of a surprise to everyone! 


Please let us know if you ever have any other questions or comments. We are always very happy to help. 

Sincerely, 

[NAME REMOVED FOR PRIVACY REASONS] 
Club Penguin Support
Your thoughts? Post a comment below!

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin,

Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Club Penguin's OFFICIAL Sneak Peek for June AND Herbert Defeated... again!

Hey there Penguins!

What's Happening In June Sneak Peek

Club Penguin have issued their official sneak peek for what's happening in June.

Mmm... guessing by those three pictures (left to right) there will be new clothing revealed nearer the time of Music Jam for the event. Then there will be new items at the Ninja Hideout. Then finally (took me a while - I saw the picture and thought 'Da f**k is that?'!) new Music Jam items. Oh, and that picture is a speaker. I thought it was a mailbox or a sewage pipe too...

Unofficial Teaser Sneak Peek for July!

This is the unofficial (my) sneak peek for July.

Club Penguin have revealed (check the 'Membership' page) that July's theme will be an Island Adventure! This has been done before (2010!). It may be like last year's but (like Medieval Party) have a quest of some kind... don't count on it though! Might just be a treasure hunt...

Herbert Has Been Defeated... once again...

Recall your minds back to May 31 when Herbert attacked the EPF. Well, yesterday, he gave up. He complained about the Hydra-bots being blown up a couple of thousand times. :P. G is glad Herbert & Protobot have been defeated. Director has not given agents a Field Ops this week, stating that we need a break. However, I think that since there's no Field Ops, Herbert will attack the island. Remember that message he sent:

"...first the EPF, then the rest of the island..."

So, CP are giving us a break because Herbert is cooking something up... probably, or they're just feeling nice. Or they care more about Music Jam construction.

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Sunday, 5 June 2011

Club Penguin Mythbusters #1

Howdy Penguins!

Today I will be presenting the first Club Penguin Mythbusters.

Tipping the iceberg


The rumour: The rumour about tipping the iceberg on Club Penguin is that if you get a large group of penguins to go to the Iceberg, dress up in pizza chef, miner etc costumes, dance and stand in a specific area, the iceberg will tip.
Testing: So, Laughpenguin went to the Iceberg and he found 38 Penguins attempting to tip the Iceberg. All wearing the miner's costume and standing at the top. After half an hour, no tip. He went on again, 23 penguins. They weren't wearing anything in particular. A couple had the pizza chef costume. One hour... (no joke) no tip. They all stood around the "rim" of the iceberg.
Researching: Laughpenguin looked online for a program to look at the aspects of the iceberg. He found one and the program showed him the drawings, sizes and shapes of the Iceberg. From what the program says, it is impossible to tip the Iceberg. Furthermore, many people have posted pictures and videos of tipping the iceberg on Google Images and YouTube. THESE ARE ALL FAKE. They are obvious edits. If there was just one, it might be believable but no, with so many pictures and videos showing tipping the Iceberg in different ways, which direction the tip happens and your "reward" for tipping it, they are obviously fake. Members of the EPF and (now deceased) PSA, may recognise this picture:

It's from 'PSA Mission 1: Case of the Missing Puffles'. You go to the Iceberg and discover some Penguins stranded. They claim part of the Iceberg fell away. Now, this doesn't proof any TIPPING, but does it prove any CRACKING??? No. Remember that these missions are essentially mini-games for the EPF/PSA. Think about it. Every time you play Puffle Rescue at the Mine, does a Puffle really go missing? No. Furthermore, if these missions were real, why is the Sports Shop still in them?! The Sports Shop was replaced in May 2010 after Herbert's popcorn explosion!

Check your postcards. Go on do it now. Can you see the postcard circled in the picture below?


That's a 'Tip the Berg' postcard. Most Club Penguin postcards are invitations for events. So this is basically a 'tip the iceberg party' invitation. Club Penguin must've added this as it has become a Penguin pastime. Also to possibly build up the question if tipping the 'berg is possible?

Interview: With the decision about tipping the iceberg almost done, we still wanted to interview some Penguins to ask them about tipping the Iceberg. But first, we asked a Club Penguin Tech Support Team Member.


Heyo, 

Thanks for taking a moment from waddling to send us a message, it's fin-tastic to hear from curious feathered friends like yourself! 

Ever since the Iceberg appeared aside Club Penguin Island penguins have been trying to tip it. I have heard many a boastful penguin claiming to have succeeded in moving that great block of ice. Although no one can confirm whether the Iceberg has actually been tipped there are plenty of rumours flying around that it has been done. Some say that a crack has appeared in the ice proving that the Iceberg is on the verge of toppling over; scary! 

I have never seen it happen myself but I have taken part in plenty of Iceberg tipping parties and have had a lot of fun! The last one I went to everyone had to turn red for Rockhopper in the hope that the great captain himself would hear our call and lend a flipper! (One rumour even says that Rockhopper is the only penguin to have managed to tip the Iceberg). 

Why not join in the next tipping party you get invited to? Or you could even throw one yourself! Who knows, you may even make history by contributing to the first ever official tipping! 

Have an 'ice' day! 

[NAME REMOVED FOR PRIVACY REASONS] 
Club Penguin Support.

Now on to asking Penguins their thoughts about tipping the iceberg:

Pingo2242: I think tipping the iceberg would be interesting but, no, it's not possible.
Pooky0101: Tipping the iceberg could be possible. I've tried tipping it once or twice with a few friends but if we got every penguin on the island to try and tip it, it might be possible.
Logan 625: I think the iceberg can be tipped. I'm going to now, but I can't do it by myself! I would need time. It's [the iceberg] cracking. I think Club Penguin likes people trying to tip the iceberg.
Hatmanpepper: I've been on CP for many years. You can't tip it, it's impossible. Same as always. It won't even crack.

Overall: Although many Penguins think it's possible to tip the Iceberg, we have discovered it's not. The program used to examine the iceberg states it's not possible to tip. Club Penguin have kept it a mystery but I think we know the truth. Just remember that wherever you go on Club Penguin, it's always a room. So the Iceberg is just a room decorated like an Iceberg. If it really was an Iceberg, how come Penguins can walk off it [the iceberg] and on to the "water" in the room?

Decision: BUSTED!

Stay here for more CP Mythbusters!

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Friday, 3 June 2011

Club Penguin Times Issue 294 and a new login screen!

Hello penguins

Club Penguin Times Issue 294


Yep, a new issue of the Club Penguin Times is out!

The main story is that there are some Music Jam styles for penguins in the gift shop.

Also a section encouraging penguins to get involved in creating a band.

IMPORTANT DATES:


New items available in catalogue - NOW


Music Jam Construction - 10 May


New performance, titled Quest of the Bamboo Forest - 10 May

Also, a new pin has been hidden, available until 16 May.

In 'Secrets' is about Cart Surfer and tricks.

New login screen


In other news, Club Penguin has updated it's login screen. Personally, I think it looks better now. What are your thoughts? Leave a comment BELOW!

Oh, by the way, there are is still a glitch where occasionally it reverts back to the old login screen, don't worry about that though. CP'll fix it! :D





NEW

(June 3 - Present)













OLD

(Oh, and this was a 2010 Medieval Party login)










For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

I'm back... Herbert has attacked... oh, and there's other new stuff too!

Hey Penguins!

Well, I'm back from Disneyland Paris! I had a great time if you're wondering.

Herbert Attacks EPF!

I logged on to Club Penguin, here's what happened:

-Clicks play now- 'OK'.
-Logs in- 'Mmm-hmmm'.
-Goes to EPF- 'WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED HERE?'

Herbert has attacked the EPF. It happened on May 31 (yesterday). Herbert made a hole in the wall (BRING ON THE WALL!) and remember the Hydras from the Medieval Party?

Yeah, Herbert has taken over them.

Use the same techniques used last time. Remember to change the quality to low quality to avoid lag.

REMINDER:
Blue - Throw snowballs at cauldron when there is lava in it and the cauldron is over the blue.
Red - Throw snowballs directly at Red's head.
Yellow - Use the Medieval shield to reflect damage back on to Yellow.

This time, you will have to look at the floor to see where to move to avoid the Hydra attacks.

Once you've completed the challenge, you will get an EPF badge and a Hydra head.

Now, remember Herbert said he will attack the EPF then the rest of the island! So, he might attack during Music Jam. Then again, these are all my predictions. But, I have been right so far most of the time if I do say so myself...

New Stadium Design

On a cheerer note, the stadium has been designed to make a soccer (football for us Brits) pitch! There are plenty of "advertisements" around the outside saying: 'Adopt a Puffle', 'The Stage', 'Pizza' etc...

Snow and Sports NEW CATALOGUE

There is a new Snow and Sports catalogue out for this month, but it is called the May 2011 catalogue... we don't know why either.

Puffle Tubes in Pet Shop

Go to the Pet Shop and you will see some new tubes around the shop with some Puffles in them! It's a small but funny edition to the shop. The black 'emo' puffle is kinda funny when it walks around... still no emotion whatsoever...
Oh, and if you walk in with a Puffle, look at the floor. Walk in with Blue, the floor turns blue, walk in with Green, the floor turns green.

Gift Shop catalogue to be updated!

The gift shop catalogue remains as last months so QUICK! If there's something you want from the May clearance, NOW IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET IT!

Club Penguin News 24/7 - Keeping you updated, 24/7.

For Club Penguin News 24/7,
I'm Laughpenguin.